I was just over at the supermarket getting some groceries. One of things I was supposed to get was personal lubricant. I searched and searched and searched, but I just couldn't find it. So, I went to the pharmacy section of the supermarket. Behind the counter was a cute Asian girl who looked like she was 18.
"Hi," she cheerfully volunteered. "This is my first time here! Can I help you?"
"I'm looking for personal lubricant," I responded.
"What's that for?" she asked with a puzzled look.
"It's for fixing squeaky doorknobs," I answered.
"Cute," the lady pharmacist in the rear called out. She whispered in the ear of the Asian girl, who turned beet red. "I'm sorry," she apologized to me, smiling nervously.
The pharmacist directed me to one of the aisles. I finally found it. I went back to the pharmacy and said, "If anyone else is looking for it, it's over by the shoe polish."
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