Thursday, June 25, 2015

Two Strange Ways Our Father Served His Country During WWII

Our  Dad  passed  away  at  age  89  from  carotid  artery  blockage.   My  memory  of  him  is  a  vast  array  of  stories  and  episodes.  Here,  briefly,  are  two  of  his  stories  about  how  he  served  his  country  in  the  ROTC  Program  during  World  War  II.

At  one  point,   the  Navy  was  interested   in  how  well  mini-greenhouses  could  keep  American  soldiers  warm  in  frigid  lands.

So,  in  his  classes  in  Dartmouth  College,    Dad  and  his  classmates  built  a  person-size  greenhouse,     and  they  took  turns  sitting  in  their  bathing  suits  inside  the  person-size  greenhouse   on  Dartmouth's  front  lawn   in  the  middle  of  New  England  blizzards,  recording  data  and  waving  to  their  laughing  classmates.

At  another  point,   someone  in  the  Navy  had  heard  that  when  a  person  eats   ice  cream,  his  or  her  body  responds  by  warming-up.  And  so  the  Navy  wondered  if  eating  ice  cream  might  abet  survival  in  frigid  latitudes.

As  a  result,  Dad  and  his  classmates  built  3-sided   lean-tos  (to  keep  off  the  wind)    and   got  into  their  bathing  suits  again   and  went  outside  into  their  lean-tos  in  the  middle  of New  England   winter  blizzards   and  spent  their  classes   sitting  outdoors  in  bathing  suits  eating  ice  cream!


Tuesday, June 23, 2015

DNA Doesn't Lie

After  I  signed-on  with  Ancestry.com,  and  started  developing  a  pretty  good  Pedigree  Chart  showing  the  ancestors  of  my  family  many  generations  back,   I  took  the  DNA  test.  
So  far,   about  1,950   other  people  who  took  the  Ancestry.com  DNA  test  have  turned  out  to  be  8th  cousins  or  closer.  That  includes  several  African  Americans  resulting  from  sex  between   slaves  and  their  owners,  in  the  Old  South.

The  more  closely-related  to  you  someone  is,  in  the  results,  the  more  unambiguous  the  results  are,  within  the  computer  program  employed  by  the  lab  testing  us.

In  about  1.5%  of  the  cases  --  for  me  that currently  comes  out  to  30  people  --  the  results  are  dramatically  clear  --  in  effect,  "The  DNA  makes  it  very,  very  clear  that  these  folks  are  pretty  darn  closely  related  to  you."  I  refer  to  those  people  as  "98%ers."

A  respectable  proportion  of  the  98%ers  have  worked-out  their  ancestry  the  same  way  I  did  --  they  pulled  together  mountains  of  evidence  from  a  variety  of  sources  to  verify  their  ancestry  many  generations  back.

The  problem  with  those  98%ers  is  that,  except  for  3  Ancestry.com  members,  none  of  the  surnames  in  my  ancestry  appear  in  the  surname  chains  in  their  pedigree  charts.

I  thought  about  this  for  a  year  or  so.

And  then  it  dawned  on  me.

Adultery.

Some  of  the  ladies  among  my  ancestors  [at  least  on  the  Eitelman  side,  right,  Eitelman  family  members? ;-)],  or  among  the  98%ers'  ancestors,  were  fibbing  when  they  told  their  hubbies   that  the  Fuller  Brush  man  only  left  a  few  new  brooms  behind.     And  their  hubbies  weren't  quite  as  prolific  as  they  thought.



Monday, June 22, 2015

An Accidental Witness to an Enormous Illegal Drug Transaction

Somebody  over  in  Facebook  reminded  my  of  the  following.

About  20  years  ago,  I  was  an  accidental  witness  to  one  of  the  world's  larger  illegal  drug  transactions.

One  of  my  Hispanic  in-laws  asked  if  I  would  drive  her  and  her  four  little  children  from  a  residence  in  Cherry  Hill,  New  Jersey  to  their  home  off  5th  Street  near  Lehigh  Avenue  in  Philadelphia.  I  hated  the  house  where  that  kid and  her  children  lived,  because  it  literally  rained  roaches  at  night  in  all  of  the  rooms,  so  that  it  gave  me  the  creeps  just  to  walk  into  it.  But,  the  girl  was  a  courageous  little  soldier,  a  loyal  mother   to  her  4  little  kids,  all  of  whom  she  had  borne  out  of  wedlock  to  worthless  Hispanic  suitors.

I  loaded  the  kids  into  the  back.  Their  mom  drove  in  the  passenger  seat  next  to  me.

We  crossed  the  Ben  Franklin  Bridge  over  to  Philadelphia,  then  went  north  up  95  to  Lehigh  Avenue.  I  drove  up  Lehigh  to  6th  Street,  I  think,  and  then  turned  left  onto  6th  and  proceeded  south.  I  believe  at  6th  and  York  Streets,   I  came  to  a  red  light  and  stopped.

There,  on  the  cross  street  in  front  of  us,  were  two  brand  new  white,  windowless  Ford  Econoline  vans.  One  was  parked  on  each  side  of  the  intersection,   backs  pointed  toward  the  intersection,  back  doors  opened.  It  was  about  5:00  p.m.    There,  right  in  front  of  us,  two  Hispanic  guys  came  out  of  the  back  of  the  van  on  the  right,    each  with  a  Kalishnakov 
 slung  over  his  right  shoulder,  carrying  a  large,  heavy  bale  of  white  powder  wrapped  in  clear  plastic ...

The  two  Hispanic  guys  looked  up  at  me,  through  my  windshield  with  alarm.

All  of  a  sudden,  the  reality  of  my  current  situation  came  crashing  down  upon  my  psyche.

(1)  I  had  accidentally  stopped  in  front  of  one  of  the  larger  illegal  drug  transactions  in  American  history.    These  Hispanic  guys  were  cartel  "soldiers"  with  the  job  of  killing  any  witnesses.

(2)  There  would  be  no  police  around.  They  had  been  paid  off.  Otherwise,  these  guys  wouldn't  be  doing  the  transaction  in  broad  daylight.

(3)  I  had  a  car  with  a  girl  and  her  4  helpless  Hispanic  children  in  it,   and  we  were  all  about  to  die.

As  one  of  the  "soldiers"  began  to  unsling  his  AK  while  he  held  the  bale  with  his  left  arm,  to  machine  gun  my  car,   I  realized  that  I  suddenly  had  the  most  important  job  in  the  world  in  front  of  me  --  keeping  the  girl  and  her  kids  in  my  car  alive.

I  quickly  rolled  down  the  window  on  the  driver  side  door,    and  grabbed  the  shoulder  of  the  Hispanic  mom  next  to  me,   and  yelled,  with  as  much  emotion  as  I  could  find  with  the  purpose  of  making  my  words  sound  like  begging,  "NINITA !!!  NINITA !!!"   ["Little  girl !!!  Little  girl !!!"]  I  grabbed  the  shoulder  of  my  Hispanic  in-law  next  to  me.  I  figured  that  they  couldn't  see  the  four  male  children  in  the  back.

What  is  odd  about  my  use  of  that  word  is  that  earlier   that  day,  at  the  Magnolia,  New  Jersey  post  office,   as  I  was  dropping  off  some  mail  for  my  law  practice,   an  Hispanic  dad  had  told  me  how  to  say  the  word  for  "little  girl"   in  Spanish  --  as  though  God  were  preparing  me  for  that  evening.

The  Hispanic  guy  who  wasn't  unslinging  his  AK  clearly  understood  my  point  --  "I've  got  a  car  full  of  little  folks  whom  you  don't  want  to  shoot !"  --  and  looked  crestfallen.

The  other  one  continued  unslinging  his  AK,    and  he  was  in  the  process  of  leveling  it  at  the  car  as  I  began  to  drive  through  the  red  light,  past  them,   south  down  6th  Street  toward  the  kids'  home.

Deep  in  my  soul,  I prayed  a  prayer  that  the  soldier who understood my  point  would  tell  the  other  to  stand  down.

No  bullets  followed  us.  We  made  it.
_________________

I,  Peter  J.  Dawson,  of  full  age,    hereby  certify  that  the  preceding  allegations  or  fact  are  true  to  the  best  of  my  knowledge,  information  and  belief.  I  am  aware  that  if  any  are  knowingly  falsely  made,  then  I  am  subject  to  punishment.



Sunday, June 21, 2015

Friday, June 19, 2015

GENTLE READERS! PUT YOUR KIDS TO WORK!

Have  your  kids

(1)  Use  crayons,  magic  markers,   or  paint  to  make  a  picture  of  Jesus;

(2)  Scan  it  in;   and

(3)  e-mail  the  scan  to  me,  with  the  kid's  first  name,   age,  municipality  and  state,  at

peter.j.dawson.nj.us@gmail.com

and  I  will  publish  interesting  works  of  art  here,  in  this  website.

Thank You, Thank You, Thank, Pope Francis for the Encyclical on the Environment

Pope  Francis'  call  for  change  respecting  environmental   issues  will  largely  fall  on  deaf  ears  in  the  west,  because  we  are  a  fat,  stupid,  spoiled  people.  ["Belch!"]

Here's  an  example  of  the  problem  facing  us.

As  the  global  atmospheric  inventory  of  carbon  compounds  goes  up,  up,  up,  up  due  to  human  activity,    the  currents  transfer  heat  generated  by  the  gas  increase  to  the  polar  regions,  where  all  of  the  ice  is,  so  that  every  1  degree  increase  in  ocean  temp  at  the  equator  yields  a  4  degree  degree  increase  at  the  poles.

Greenland,  and  Antarctica,   and  all  other  land-bound  ice  on  Earth,  are  melting  faster   and  faster  and  faster.

The  annual  increase  in  ocean  depth  is  becoming  measurable  with  an  ordinary  ruler.  No  joke.

Now,  the  average  modal  elevation  of  cities  like  Miami  above  sea  level  is  6  feet.

Skeptics  would  say,  "HO,  HO,  HO,  YOU  POOR  IDIOT,  IF  THE  OCEANS  ARE  INCREASING  IN  DEPTH   BY,  SAY,   1/32 OF  AN  INCH  PER  YEAR,   IT  WILL  TAKE  [72  INCHES  x  32]  YEARS,  OR  2,304  YEARS,  TO  DROWN  MIAMI !   HO,  HO,  HO !"

But  it  doesn't  work  like  that.

6  feet  in  elevation  is  a  numerical  average  running  from  0.00  feet  at  the  beach  to   a  peak  of  12  feet  at  the  highest  statistically-significant  point.

In  Miami's  case,  we  can  represent  the  slope  running  from  the  Atlantic  beaches  on  the  east   to  the  western  edges  of  the  metropolitan  area  10  miles  to  the  west  as  a  right  triangle  with  a  base  of  633,600  inches  and  a  height  of  144  inches  on  the  left  side  and  0.00  inches  on  the  right  side.

If  we  divide  the  base  by  the  height,  we  get  633,600  inches  /  144  inches  =  4,400.  See  illustration ...




What  that  actually  means  is,  For  every  additional  1  inch  in  ocean  depth  from  global  ice  melt,    the  beach  where  the  waves  are  crashing  every  minute  in  good  weather  moves  inland  by  about  4,400  inches,  or  about  400  feet.

Now  that  400  feet  assumes  a  perfectly  flat  up-slope  from  the  beach.

But  it  doesn't  work  like  that.     What's  really  going  to  happen  is  that  at  some  points,  the  water  is  going  to  be  coming  inland  a  full  mile  with  the  first  1  inch  increase  in  ocean  depth.

And  what  that  means  is  that  within  20  years,  there  are  going  to  be  calls  to  evacuate  southern  Florida,  and  all  of  this ...



... will  have  a  value  of  $ 000,000,000,000.01.

That's  what  we're  facing,  on  all  3  coasts  of  the  continental  united  States.

Try the "Prayer Experiment"

Years  ago,  I  joined  the  website  "Ask  an  Atheist"  to  evangelize  to  them.

While  I  was  there,  I  developed  an  on-line  friendship  with  one  of  the  ladies  there.  She  was  a  Lesbian  atheist,    and  at  first  was  embarrassed  by  me,  and  wished  that  I  would  go  away.  But,  she  was  friendly,  and  ultimately  came  to  be  viewed,  in  the  atheist  website,  as  the  member  who  would  talk  with  patience  and  friendship  to  "that  Christ-er  Pete"  who  liked  to  read  "The  Babble."

One  day,  my  atheist  friend  announced  on-line  that  she  had  some  kind  of  personal  problem  chasing  her  down  the  street  like  a  huge,  deadly  junk  yard  dog ...

http://www.sportwaffenk9.com/images/teeth.JPG



She  said  that  the  problem,  which  she  did  not  want  to  describe  on-line,   had  nearly  caught  up  to  her,   and  would  shortly  knocked  her  down  and  rip-out  her  throat.

I  commented,  "Look,   God  doesn't  view  problems  as  problems.    For  God,  your  problem  is  not  a  problem.  It  is  a  talking  opportunity  --   it  is  a  chance  for  relationship.

"I  know  that  you  don't  believe  in  God,  but  you  can't  be  absolutely,  positively  SURE  that  He  isn't  out  there,  in  the  darkness.

"So,  do  this:    First,  say  a  brief  prayer  for  the  strength  to  at  least  have  doubts  about  the  non-existence  of  the  'Unprovable  Loving  One  Who  Might  Be  Out  There  in  the  Darkness.'   You  HAVE  TO  do  this  with  at  least  that  much  faith,  kid,  otherwise  it  just  doesn't  work.    When  you  say  that  prayer,  that  much  faith  WILL  jump  into  your  heart.  I  promise.

"Then,  say  a  single  prayer  for  help  to  the  'Unprovable  Loving  One  Who  Might  Be  Out  There  in  the  Darkness.'   Tell  Him  your  problem,    and  ask  Him  for  help.    Don't  tell  Him  how  to  help  you.  He  doesn't  need  your  instructions.  Just  ask  Him  for  help.

"But  I  want  you  to  do  two  more  things.   First,  I  want  you  to  promise  that  you  will  make  a  public  announcement,  here  in  this  atheist  website,    that  the  prayer  I  am  telling  you  to  pray  worked,  when  it  works.

"And,  I  also  want  you  to  ask  God  to  tell  you  WHEN  your  help  arrives,  that  it  has  arrived.  When  He  tells  you,  you  will  hear  a  voice  jump  into  your  head,  using  your  own  mind's  voice  and  your  own  first  name,    saying,    'This  is  the  help  you  prayed  for,  [name].'

"And  at  that  moment,  your  problem  will  evaporate  magically.     I  swear  this."

She  agreed  to  do  exactly  as  I  instructed.

One  week  later,  my  on-line  Lesbian  friend  posted,  "Everybody,  greetings.    I  am  going  to  keep  my  promise.  I  had  an  utterly  terrifying  problem.   You  all  read  Peter's  advice  to  me.    I  agreed  to  do  what  he  said.  I  did  it.

"Well,  it  worked.  I  did  exactly  what  Peter  told  me  to  do.     When  my  giant  problem  caught  up  with  me,    everything  happened  exactly  as  Peter  said  it  would.     It  was  a  miracle.  I  thought  that  I  was  about  to  die.   But ... the  problem  just ... evaporated.     I  can't  tell  you  more.  All  I  know  is,  the  prayer  worked."

Try  it  yourself.  Give  it  a  shot.

Just  remember  that  God  doesn't  solve  your  problems  to  solve  your  problems.

He  wants  Relationship.

And  there's  no  better  way  to  do  that  than  through  the  Catholic  Church  with  its  sacraments.





Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Really, Really Cool! A Greek Choir Gets Permission to Fill the Hagia Sophia with 1,500 Year Old Byzantine Christian Music !



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lobgieX4rKg

Thank  you,  Turkish  government!   Thank  you!


Teşekkür ederim!

Barış seninle olsun!












A Joke

Pilot: Control tower, what time is it?

Control tower: What airline is this?


Pilot: What difference does that make?


Control tower: Well if it is UA, it is 6:00p.m.; if it is TWA, it is 1800 hours; if it is Ozark, the big hand is on the…..”

Friday, June 5, 2015

What Is the Problem with This Target Ad from Australia?



Answer:

XLEKHH    POK    OVLRHBGK 

RVR    JH    HXNNKDJLT    NDBG 

QBEAGKEJV,    POKL    POK    

QDKPPA    GBG    JH    GVFJLT    V 

WKDA    XLMVDDVLPKR    

VHHXGQPJBL    POVP    RVR    JH 

OBERJLT    BLPB    OKD    DJTOP 

HOBXERKD.