It's Sunday, and a mother looks at the clock and is shocked that her son is still in bed.
She rushes upstairs and wakes him and yells, "GET OUT OF BED AND INTO THAT SHOWER AND DRESS FOR CHURCH! IT'S SUNDAY!"
The son pleads, "Mom! Please! I'll give you two good reasons why I shouldn't go to church. Number One, I hate them. Number Two, they hate me."
"I'LL GIVE YOU TWO GOOD REASONS WHY YOU'RE GOING TO GO!" the mother responds. "NUMBER ONE, YOU'RE 59 YEARS OLD! NUMBER TWO, YOU ARE THE PASTOR!"
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