Friday, November 14, 2014

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson Joke

Sherlock  Holmes  and  Dr.  Watson  go  camping  together.   At  about  3:00  a.m.   Watson  is  sound  asleep  in  his  sleeping  bag  when  Holmes  nudges  him  to  wake  him  up.

Holmes  says,  "Watson,   look  up  and  tell  me  what  you  see."

Watson  responds,  "A  sky  full  of  stars."

Holmes  asks,  "And  what  do  you  deduce  from  that  sky  full  of  stars?"

Watson,  anxious  to  impress,  responds,  "Well,  Holmes,    astronomically,  I  deduce  that  our  Sun  is  only  one  of  millions  of  stars  crowded  into  our  galaxy,  with  many  of  them   being  orbited  by  planets.

"Paleantologically,   I  deduce  that  many  of  the  inhabitable  planets  out  there,  much  younger  than  ours,  may  have  life  forms  on  them  similar  to  those  which  we  see  in  our  fossil  beds.

"Evolutionalogically,   I  deduce  that  many  of  the  older  planets  may  have  life  forms  on  them  that  resemble  the  bipedal   hominids  which  on  our  planet   became  mankind.

"Theologically,   I  deduce  that,  if  He  was  willing  to  do  so,   some  of  those  extraplanetary  hominids  may  have  been  ensouled  by  almighty  God,  although   being  made  of  flesh  and  blood  they  probably  are  afflicted   with  the  condition  we  call  Original  Sin,  and  so  need  saving.

"Mathematically,    I  deduce  that  the  stars  in  our  galaxy,   which  number  around  100  billion,    probably  have  more  than  1  trillion  planets  and  planetoids  around  them,  and  each  of  those   is  made  of   octillions  of  atoms  and  dectillions  of   sub-atomic  particles.

"Astrologically,  I  deduce  that  Mars  is  passing  through  Scorpio,  but  scientific  thinkers  like  us  should  deduce  little  if  anything  from  that  fact.

"Finally,   as  a  matter  of  aesthetics,   I  deduce  that  the  sky  is  incomparably  beautiful,   and  something  which   even  the  best  of  impressionistic  painters   can  only  hint  at."

Certain  that  he  impressed  Holmes,    Watson  concludes,  "And  what  do  you  deduce  from   that  sky  full  of  stars,  Holmes?"

Holmes  answers,  "I  deduce  that  our  tent  has  been  stolen."

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