A doctor gives his patient a careful medical examination, and finally the doctor says, "I hate to have to tell you this, but you have rabies. You'll be dead soon."
The patient says, "Quick! Give me a pencil and some paper!"
"Why?" the doctor asks, "To write your last will and testament?"
"No," the patient answers, "To make a list of the people I want to bite!"
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