A lady with very bad skin problems goes to her pharmacy, and asks the pharmacist to recommend one of the over-the-counter skin ointments available on the pharmacy floor. The pharmacist recommends the best and most expensive ointment out there on the shelves. The lady selects a jar, takes it to the front, pays for it, and takes it home.
When she gets home, she opens the jar, and is shocked to see a fly struggling in the sticky ointment.
The lady immediately takes the jar of ointment back to the pharmacy, and with lip-quivering rage she opens the jar in front of the pharmacist and growls, "THERE'S A FLY IN MY OINTMENT !!!"
The pharmacist calmly looks at the fly struggling in the ointment and calmly says, "Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. That fly suffered from some very serious burns when he had an accident involving hot soup."
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